Topaz & Gold

2006-08-28T01:15:00.000-07:00

Dobby:	old people grow hair out of their ears
Dobby:	i read that somewhere
Dobby:	do you have hair in your ears?
忍:	i think everyone has hair in your ears
忍:	however as you get older they grow longer
忍:	and you stop caring how you look so you dont care
忍:	but i dont have any hair visibly in my ears =D
忍:	i bet they're lurking in there somewhere though
忍:	just waiting for me to get a bit older
忍:	then they ambush me!
Dobby:	......
Dobby:	like medusa?
Dobby:	maybe you can start strangling people next time
忍:	haha
Dobby:	and nobody would ever guess it was you!
忍:	"hey have a look at this.. a bit closer... see my ear?" "yeah..? what abou -- AHHHHH OMG GDgSDlkjVsdgggaslvnn....."
忍:	hmm i emailed a lecturer
忍:	he still didn't reply
忍:	i should pay him a surprise visit..
忍:	bet he thinks he can escape me if he ignores my email for long enough
忍:	HES WRONG I TELL YA
Dobby:	i look up from my algebra to see the absolutely charming way you wish to kill people in the future.
Dobby:	are you going to tackle him with your ear hair?
忍:	but algebra is so exciting, how did you manage to tear your eyes away from such... interesting and entertaining stuff?
忍:	it's not long enough for that yet
Dobby:	nevermind
Dobby:	haven't you ever heard of hair extensions?

Dobby:	ALGEBRA IS EXCITING?!
Dobby:	SAODJFASDJFSD sdasdflaksjro32413
忍:	can you smell the sarcasm?
忍:	*can't
Dobby:	no, it sounded so ridiculous that it drowned just about everything else out.
忍:	maybe old people grow out their ear hair so they can use it to comb over their bald spots on their head
Dobby:	Well, that's creative.
忍:	next time you see an old guy with, for his age, strangely healthy looking and long hair
忍:	check to see where the hair is coming from!
Dobby:	i don't know, if they were smart enough to comb it over their heads, wouldn't they also be smart enough to realise that people would notice, too?
Dobby:	i mean, growing hair out of your ears and then slapping over your head would be..
Dobby :	rather noticeable.
忍:	there's a thin line between genious and insanity
忍:	maybe they'd cover it with something
忍:	like earmuffs
Dobby:	oh hey makes sense!
Dobby:	figures why people in cold countries wear earmuffs.
Dobby:	maybe that's where all the hairy-eared people live.
忍:	come to think of it if you're gonna wear earmuffs why not just wear a hat and cover it all up
忍:	then noone will ever know
Dobby :	like in singapore, for example... "AIYOH! YOU'RE GROWING EARHAIR! LET'S MIGRATE TO GREENLAND!"
忍:	then again the problem with that is people mimght ASSUME youre bold
忍:	whereas if you have long flowing ear hair covering your head and earmuffs covering your ears...
忍:	hahahahhaha
忍:	yeah i can see that conversation happening

Oh, rob. I look forward to the more intellectual conversations that we'll have in the future.

My mum is absolutely convinced that I cannot sleep before one on any night. and just to help her prove her point i posted this. hee.

2006-08-21T23:14:00.000-07:00

And ta dah, my handphone is lost twice within the span of a month.

2006-08-20T10:54:00.000-07:00

You probably think I'm a sick cheater, but here's my answer:

You never know how useful sinus is :D

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I love my class. Miss Gwee's left for 14 days to Japan, and you know what a darling classmate wrote on the board?

14 DAYS OF PEACE!!!

And to add to that, another certain teacher was sitting by the table, idling when her eyes fell upon those four words and she stared for the longest time, in wonder.

Her expression was pretty much unreadable, but I bet she was awed.

Priceless.

2006-08-15T21:59:00.000-07:00

Colin Phee: "Rebekah, come and touch my balls."

:O talk about being subtle.

Well yeah he was actually talking about the basketballs we were using for PE, but *gasp gasp!* You always ought to be careful, who knows, someone might just misintepret what you say and then you'll *kena* give people the impression that you're a dirty old bastard, which of course, is what you actually are, but people don't really need to know that, do they?

A rule that dear Mr Phee, has most unfortunately forgotten.

Other than that, no, my life has been very boring.

2006-08-10T04:33:00.000-07:00

Sucks how my layout is so boring. Sarah, I need to steal my new layout from you. Pronto.

Past few days have been shitface-boring, but on Friday, let me introduce to you one of the days we call the craziest of the craziest.

As seen on the testimonial that never really made it to yongmei's friendster profile:

"Clarice Lee, while you made your day by climbing a mountain, I made mine by climbing a wall. While you were gone,

I was imprisoned in the class balcony and climbed over the wall to save my life, and in the process nearly lost it. I almost chopped my godforsaken **** off because my marriage proposal to rita was rejected, pressed miss gwee's head like a pimple (ah ah ah almost), played karaoke star with eeshan for all of a minute, watched my maths teacher and my vice principal prance about my classroom trying to chase a butterfly, ran over to 2faith to brandish my dick of a sword in their faces and in turn watch low li eng lob her fat ass round to 2charity to scream at eeshan."

How exciting =O

And really, that menace is truly a beauty when he's asleep. ily <3

2006-08-03T21:45:00.000-07:00

Frankly? when natalie told me rather disdainfully that jonathan cher reckoned that they lost the indian dance because of lack of spirit, i started bursting out in laughter. Ah, the irony of it all. not to say that he's simply exploding with tremendous cheer and rainbows and outright enthusiasm about life that it gives us a headache, but rather, the exact opposite. the guy looks like he's been deprived of a life for three quarters of his life.

Natalie, i was the one who invented the name POTATO for him! credit me for my supreme ingeniousness :D

2charity didn't exactly clinch the top prize either, but what the heck? as ms praveena put it, we're all winners in our own hearts, yus? ~~..bullshit. a seven-year-old could come up with better crap.~~ buttttt of course. optism.

Christine Foo and Lee Yongmei, you were the guys who contributed the most to our indian dance. but don't forget that *I* choreographed a dance step too! nevermind that it was completely lifted off a movie or the fact that you would have come up with it anyway regardless of whether i suggested it or not, I still did something! so yay me too.

I'm suddenly reminded that I have a geog test tomorrow. it's 11:20, I haven't started studying.

nevermind.

lets move on to the less-emo affairs. sunshine yellow bunny recounts, here i come!

Sunshine Yellow Rainbow ~~Sally~~ Bunny Recount No. 1:

My handphone and wallet got stolen. whoopee!
thattt'sss right. my awfully pink samsung phone and the rubbish shit dump of a pouch which i oh-so lovingly dubbed my wallet.

the story is long and hairy so i can't be bothered to tell all. now if you want my new number, come up to me, darling.

Sunshine Yellow Bunny Recount No. 2:

Here's a much more happier recount, tho. since i've gone back to using my PF watermelon purse, clare's decided to get me a new wallet. CK! woot. one day when i make it back there in december, i shall ride out there like a bitch and buy whatever i get my hands on.

the idea has pleased me so much that i'm not going to continue blogging anymore.

2006-07-30T23:36:00.000-07:00

Hello, Milo and coco crunch, hello, 12391284kgs!

had indian dance choreography session today, but mostly slacked by doing..? Yeah, it was one hell of a session when half-way through yongmei decided that it was the best time to go down and get a haircut.

And then, Annice decided it was a mighty fine idea to follow suit too. Ah, awesome.

2006-07-28T08:02:00.000-07:00

Grr. Don't abandon blog!

My taste in music is starting to change drastically. Has anyone else noticed how oddly addictive Justin Timberlake's SexyBack is?

sexyback

I kinda miss the old JT, but ooh, this will do too.

How was life recently?
Past few days have been as awesome as walking into a shithole. Ah, it never gets better.

2006-07-17T02:49:00.000-07:00

Random conversation between me and becks:

beckie: rain rain go away
mag: come again another day..
*looks out of window*
mag: hey it's not even raining. stupid! sing for what.
beckie: YOU CONTINUE FOR WHAT.

and then a smacking fight ensues.

2006-07-11T20:10:00.000-07:00

Blowing my brains out has never seemed like a better idea.

2006-07-08T01:18:00.000-07:00

Bah, determination can always be fractured if I have a very good reason. And here's the perfect one:

I love lydia :D

and I love natalie too, despite her wry sense of humour.

2006-07-02T03:16:00.000-07:00

the LAST picture you'll ever
see me posing like that ever again.

Hello, 100th post!

More on Fire Prevention '06 in my next post, and I'm determined to do that only after my new blogskin is done. HMMM anyone interested in helping? (miv, miv!!)

2006-06-29T22:24:00.000-07:00

My current state adds new meaning to the term "pure fatigue".

I've been rather sporadic in my blogging lately, come, come, lets relieve my blogging ennui with some pictures from Jubilate and hopefully FIAALBOV.

Love you guys :)
Fire prev. meetings have been very progressive, proud of everyone! We've definitely put in our all, although sometimes we get a little irritable with each other, things have certainly been smoothened out to what we've come to so far. All the best for tomorrow!

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Amazing how anyone can hide behind their mac to bitch about all the horrible things they will never be able to pick enough courage to say in person.

2006-06-23T23:14:00.000-07:00

(insert craving for jasmine green tea)

FIAALBOV - Europhia, elation, nostalgia, excitement, adrenaline rush, sadness. 'Nuff to describe what I felt back then? No, I don't think so. Thinking back, right at this time (11:08PM) the production crew were just making their way to the macs opp. Raffles Hotel for supper because it was the most convenient and affordable place available. I hate Macs, btw.

But I can't deny my liking for them cheese burgers.

For those who missed it, you are seriously, seriously nuts. It was such a blast! the 3pm show might not have been a full 10/10, but the 8pm show - that rocked.

I love the crew :) I had so much fun in the past few months with you guys! If I don't get into next year's SYF, yes yes, EXPECT ME. You guys may not have gotten enough credit for all the stuff you did, but in the eyes of the cast and those who know, FIAALBOV would have been nothing without you guys. I wanna do lighting again. As tasteless as it seems, being a lighting manager is far more than slapping the light switches on and off.

The cast! - the guys who stole the show and made it all worth it. Despite having watched the scenes so many times that I've even memorised most of the lines, I still chuckled in my seat in the lighting box, drawing stares from Mr. Nunn and Usha the maintenance guy. The entire cast was awesome and like ahpui said, you guys did even better than you guys have ever done before!

And in my blinding stupidity, I brought my camera, extremely pleased with myself because I had remembered to pack it in my bag the night before.

Bursting with pride and a sense of achievment, I whipped out my handy camera to take pictures and voila, my camera dies.

Fuck you, mag.

2006-06-18T06:37:00.000-07:00

There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you

2006-06-16T03:21:00.000-07:00

Benz Nipit Hange. My heart piao chu qu le!

I feel like pulling out all your buck teeth, do you know that?

Anyway, for men who need that extra boost: (credit to rob)

Have you been suffering low self-esteem because of a certain lacking in manlihood? Listened to your male companions talking about their passionate romping stories, but had to shy away in a corner because you didn't have any stories to share yourself? Never fear, because after you have read this ad, you'll have all the chicks after you!

Behold, the long-awaited answers to your desperation:

The Men's Push-up Underwear!

Before

After

If you're unable to see the spectacular difference, you ought to be knocked on the head.

Just call 1800-441-438-281 and you will soon be puny-pee-pee-problem free!

2006-06-10T05:42:00.000-07:00

Gosh. Holidays have been rather sucky up to this point.

LD rehearsals are hitting us like a torrent of bad rain. Jeesh can't even go anywhere for holiday. And where's dear Mrs Lee? Suntanning in Langkawi with her husband and baby. Oh ho ho. Baby!

Wait, didn't she tell us not to make any plans to go overseas? And didn't she say the same thing last year before heading to Holland and screwing up plans for the LD camp?

Like gee, that's gotta be really um. Reasonable.

I'm hungry. Not nice to stay up till 6am and not have much to eat, y'know.
I shall find something to eat.

2006-05-31T22:30:00.000-07:00

FIRE, ICE AND A LITTLE BIT OF VICE

VENUE: JUBILEE HALL (RAFFLES HOTEL)
TIME: MATINEE (3PM) NIGHT (8PM)
PRICE : $15 (MATINEE) / $20 (NIGHT)

2006-05-31T00:03:00.000-07:00

Horror above all horrors.

yep, these are my friends.

Might I add that in every single picture, I look like crap?

Ahhh, in the first time in eons, I splurged on goods like the world was going to end tomorrow.
Shoes, earrings, jeans, tops, bags, accessories, yoooooouuuu name it!
God, thank you for blessing me with a mum who loves shopping as much as I do :)

Dang the holidays, I want to visit my sister so badly.

ELDDS production coming really soon, tickets still on sale! As I've mentioned in earlier posts. go check it out yourself.

Anyway going to drown myself with a tub of strawberry ice-cream and Titanic. Sucks to three-part movies. Hmmmmmmmmmm.

After finding out that she had to be naked in front of DiCaprio, Kate Winslet decided to break the ice, and when they first met, she flashed him.

Amazing how he didn't promptly drop into a seizure and die from heart attack.

2006-05-29T05:23:00.000-07:00

Oh. Did I mention before? On Friday, while I was jogging, I saw a cat shitting.

I stopped for a while to watch on in fascination as each little piece of shit found its way out of the cat's ass and onto the ground, and oohed and ahhed in awe as the cat went on to bury its shit in soil and dead leaves.

If only Oreo would do that.. Then I wouldn't have to pick up after his shit. Not that I do, anyway.

Yeah, that and it really is 5:23AM in the morning.

2006-05-28T02:27:00.000-07:00

Let's recount the events that have occured within the time which I haven't blogged:

- I slammed the car door on my thumb.
- Oreo squeezed through a hole in the gate in the backdoor, and I had to run 20 flights of stairs to get him back.
- i had sore eyes for four days in a row.

I also got my report book back too, but HMMM let's not talk about that right now. Just a few days back was flipping through SCV when I came to Animal Planet, and guess what the first thing I saw was?

Lo and behold, a goat squeezing a baby out of her V-hole.

it was all slimy and wet and grey and gross. Documentries rock, don't they?

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Went to science center with marietta, annice, rebekah, christine, qi min, christine, dawn, yong mei, ee shan, michelle, jennifer and vanessa. Was a hell lotta fun! Afterwards went to Jurong East Mall or sth, they sell stuff for really cheap there, yknow? Went on a mini-shopping spree. Photos? Procrastination says later.

HAIIIIII june holidays ntrly holidays after all. Extra lessons, ELDDS production... a little screwed up, no? OH YEAH! A LITTLE SHAMELESS ADVERTISMENT!

Fire, Ice and A Little Bit of Vice

Where: Jubilee Hall

When: 22nd June, Thursday

Time: 3pm/8pm

Price: $15 (3pm) $20 (8pm)

Who: ELDDS! ELDDS!

PS: I DESIGNED THE TICKETS AND THE POSTER! So cool right! Julia was the one who put it together. Now buy, buy! Get your tickets from any LD girl. Sales go on until the 22nd of June itself.
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Dear Natalie Huang here, has met with a rather, unfortunate experience here so let's pray for her ungroundedment! M'dear, June is such a very bad time to be absent. I wanna go out with you and lydia, don't disappoint us, okay!

See you on 5th June!

2006-05-21T00:12:00.000-07:00

Shifting Gears was awesome. Sadly enough, she can blog about it as much as she wants yet no one wants to read her blog. Except the people whom she's made up? Right. Happy blogging.

P.S: She looked like a big lollipop.

2006-05-12T21:58:00.000-07:00

Okay, mixed with irritation, a spark of stupidity, and just plain worry,

I am just the most screwed up person there ever was.

I should treat myself to two episodes of Prison Break.

2006-05-10T21:54:00.000-07:00

Yay, let's welcome our 88th post with a rather angsty entry.

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Okay hotshot. Let me tell you one thing. I am committed. I really am. Maybe I'm not showing it well enough, but I sure am passionate about it.

I don't need you and your lardass screwing around and telling me what I should be doing. You're revolting. Your desperation and hypocrisy isn't going to get you anywhere.

Scuse me? You have a baby, please don't make you strain yourself? I'm sorry, anyone can get a bloody gigolo, get themselves laid and have a goddamn baby. Hey, teenagers are doing that, why can't you? With that in mind, I'm sure just about a few billion other people have babies, too.

Grow up. I guess you're just not special anymore :'(

/End of emo, emo post.

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THANKS BRI!!

Guys, Prison Break rocks. so does Brianna Dominque Lau. Tho Miller's unwavering sex appeal is starting to get a little.. dry.

Adios :)

2006-04-26T20:25:00.000-07:00

Okay, given this situation:

There has been a war going on, and it seems that your side is the losing end. Just as you're about to declare defeat, you realise that a nuclear bomb, big enough to destroy your entire country within a matter of seconds.

You've got a bomb shelter on the ready, but this shelter can only save three other people aside from yourself. Your family is vacationing in Hawaii. Here's the list of people that you can save.

The criteria for picking the survivors are as below:

1) He/She must be fertile.
2)Must be of good health.
3) Your survivors must consist of at least one of each gender to ensure reproduction.
4) They must be able to contribute to society after the war.

This is the list of the people you have to choose from:

Just a few facts to note:

The Model is short-sighted.
The baby boy is HIV positive.
The pregnant lady is the mother of the baby boy.
The Teacher is gay.

Happy Picking :)

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Jesus Christ. I hope Miss Rockey doesn't think that I'm trying to find sixty1 thousand ways to skip remedial. cuz I'm not.

Tomorrow's bio test, like god forbid who can pass a test with just molly's shouting? like omfg not going to make it.

Come on sweet catastrophe - amd
Me fail english? That's unpossible. - mag

Come on sweet catastrophe: MM IS FOR MAD

Come on sweet catastrophe: MM IS FOR MAG

Come on sweet catastrophe: SO MM IS FOR MAG,U ARE MAD

Come on sweet catastrophe: (:

Me fail english? That's unpossible: SHUT UP SO LAME

Come on sweet catastrophe: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

Come on sweet catastrophe: WHAT LA

Me fail english? That's unpossible: EVEN A 2 YEAR OLD CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER

Me fail english? That's unpossible: BOOOOOOOO

Come on sweet catastrophe: A 2 YEAR OLD IS STUPID N CANT TALK.AT
LEAST I KNWO WHAT RAINBOW MEANS

Come on sweet catastrophe: DAADADADAADA

Come on sweet catastrophe: NEHNEHPOOPOO

Me fail english? That's unpossible: my dear.

Me fail english? That's unpossible: i knew what rainbow meant was i was like. born.

Me fail english? That's unpossible: I also know what
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means.

Me fail english? That's unpossible: Do you?

Come on sweet catastrophe: IT MEANS

Me fail english? That's unpossible: (amd goes to check the dictionary)

Come on sweet catastrophe: U HAVE A KIND OF PHOBIA

Come on sweet catastrophe: NV!

Me fail english? That's unpossible: uhuh uhuh.

Come on sweet catastrophe: DICK DUN HAVE SO LONG ONEEE

Come on sweet catastrophe: YEAH,THATS ALL

Come on sweet catastrophe: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Me fail english? That's unpossible: ..

Me fail english? That's unpossible: Go and die.

Come on sweet catastrophe: A KIND OF PHOBIA

Come on sweet catastrophe: NO!

Come on sweet catastrophe: NO!

Come on sweet catastrophe: I DUNW NAT TO DIE!

Come on sweet catastrophe: NO!

Come on sweet catastrophe: NO

Me fail english? That's unpossible: A KIND OF PHOBIA FOR SHORT DICKS???!

Come on sweet catastrophe: NO!

Come on sweet catastrophe: NO!

Come on sweet catastrophe: EXCEPT FOR SHORT DICKS

Me fail english? That's unpossible: WHAT HAS NATALIE GOT TO DO WITH THIS

Me fail english? That's unpossible: SEEEE

Come on sweet catastrophe: LONG ALSO CANNOT

Me fail english? That's unpossible: YOU'RE STUPID.

Come on sweet catastrophe: I DUN WANT TO DIE!!!! NOT NAT!

Come on sweet catastrophe: I DUNW NAT TO DIE!<- I DUN WANT TO DIE

Sigh. Dear amanda.

2006-04-12T01:30:00.000-07:00

That knowing grin told me we were on the rim.

2006-04-10T00:20:00.000-07:00

What a lucky guy.

Preparing for english speech semi-finals tomorrow. i din't know this could be so bloody hard.

Good luck to natalie and jocelyn too! :D

2006-04-08T03:33:00.000-07:00

I can't go to bed :(

Just in case you're wondering where I get my interesting comics and videos, dear, all credits go to rob. where he gets his stuff, I truly wonder. but he does like to play pantless characters in RPG games. (HEY NAT LOOK! .< [ure lyk, favv smiley???)

Fire prevention audits were on thurs. Fire Prevention... a shared... RESPONSIBILITY! hahaha were damn fun. thanks leanor! the song was so cute hahaha I do hope that we get in. nat, me and leanor were in one group while miv and jo did a rap in their own group. it would be nice if we all got in together.

woots! good luck to all those who auditioned!

oh yeah. went for tuition at TLL. was fun la. we did a compre on the Da Vinci Code. I haven't read it, cept till the part where Robert Langdon woke up and was told that he had to go somewhere for some talk. Haha mag's not a read-y person.

we saw a trailer for the movie with Tom Hanks, and we actually saw the naked curator sprawled onto the ground. Except for his crotch, there was this um.. blinding light shining onto it so we couldn't see. dang.

O yeah, for those who read the book, you know this part when they mention a picture?

Here

In case you didn't know, if you look closely, I'm sure you've heard this before (I haven't read the book so I don't know) but it's said that the person next to Jesus

Here

is Mary Magdalene. Mary Magdalene was also said to be Jesus's wife and mother to his child. The "evidence" is that they are wearing matching clothes - blue shirt/red cape and red shirt/blue cape, and that the position that they're seated in forms the letter M. 'Scuse me. But wasn't Mary Magdalene his mother?! What happened!? What happened to Joseph or whoever she was supposed to marry?

Oh. Did some wiki-ing. Mary Magdalene's not Jesus's ma, but one of his friends/disciples instead. As for his mum, her name was just plain Mary.

Edit: Did more wiki-ing and the person rumoured to be Mary Magdalene at the table could also be John, one of Jesus Christ's apostles. Seems a little too feminine for my liking tho.

2006-04-07T22:50:00.000-07:00

Now they say that absence makes the heart grow fonder
And that tears are only rain to make love grow
But my love for you could never grow no stronger if I live to be a hundred years old
Oh it's crying time again

Now you say you found someone that you love better
That's the way it's happened every time before
And it's sure as the sun comes up tomorrow
Crying time will start when you walk out the door
Oh it's crying time again

my paper mask is wet with tears;

You'll never know how much you hurt me.

2006-04-02T22:48:00.000-07:00

Okay, so just as I'm doing my work on the computer with iTunes in the background pumping, some error decides to hijack my computer and all my folders and windows close one by one, leaving a lone pop-up from some site I visited with a dancing leprechaun staring at me.

Just as I'm about to curse, the computer switches itself off.

Life is no good.

The weekend is not long enough for me to recuperate from past events and good golly, am I more weary than before. Retribution for being a slacker? Uhhhh-huhhhhh.

Anyway today wasn't so bad. went out with natalie, watched a sneak preview of The Producers.
Movie wasn't exactly my type but heck la. Anybody who enjoys slapstick musicals, do watch, do watch.

As I traipse back into my room after the outing, I see a stack of korean drama serials on my computer desk, and in the bin lots of dirty tissues and an opened packet of cashew nuts. You have just witnessed the products of a certain woman called my mother.

O, I love you so.

Damn school sucks and you know it. The only thing I actually live for is LD and the people in it, nat jo miv and everyone else I love you! Like yes Production Crew ROCKS your socks. I'll be learning lighting with charlotte (have I mentioned this before?) and I hope I don't screw up for the actual play.

Still deciding on ticket design and sales. LD budget is a little tight and we didn't really need to break some of it off just to buy chicken wings for the whole LD (although they tasted fucking good) . Hopefully we'll be able to raise enough funds for the play?

Remember! June 22nd is the LD Production! It's super good and I'm super-duperly impressed by the actors and script. If you don't catch it you're making a god damn mistake, dammit!

Gotta keep designing the costumes for the play, so far I've only done one and it looks like shit. (gee I almost walked into that one)

sooo. maggoestodesigntherestofthecostumes. gonna show Xinlin the drafts on tues. Hopes she likes them.

-o-o-

As he moves closer, he realizes.
His bruised and shattered lover
wasn't trembling because she was cold;
She was trembling because she was scared.

Scared of him.

2006-04-01T21:21:00.000-08:00

We got no money and we ain't got no time
But come together yeah we'll be just fine
Oh Cecelia, why do you have to go?

O, it's lyk, apr 1st.

eug and julia are taking part in the semi-finals for the hollaback crew in the Padang tonight! Good luck :)

2006-03-27T05:48:00.000-08:00

before the umbrella was snatched away by a very disgruntled jennifer.

Hey, it's 11:11!

Dang. Lost my earphones for the nano. sngs pockets suck when it comes to containing things. One day I shall head over to J8 and get that.. that.. mine.

Twang. Just been reminded. I haven't been to J8 since like.. forever. Screw school!

Tomorrow's LD, whoopdeedoo! Some of the crew members have been chosen, and I'm co-costume designer + in charge of lights and sound.

How good does that sound to you? C;

EDIT: I found my nano earphones! They were in my bag; I didn't put them in my pocket at all.

Dress me up,
buy me pearls
Treat me nice,
buy me ice

Won't put out?
I'll put you out.
Won't get out?
I'll push you out.

2006-03-25T02:40:00.000-08:00

I just watched Final Destination 3.

It wasn't scary, just... traumatising. Like FOOH! and someone's dead. Let me describe to you what I thought was the worst scene.

Mm. I think I'd have to write the whole plot down in that case. well ANYWAY
the plot's the same as its prequels.

Set six years after the first film, young photographer Wendy Christensen has a gruesome vision of a derailing on a roller coaster, Devil's Flight, and, as a result, manages to escape from the ride just before it crashes with her friends on board. To her horror, she discovers that the photographs she took before the accident foretell the deaths of others who escaped the disaster. Now Death wants to reclaim each victim in the order they were meant to die.

Here

And this is the most gruesome scene:

Ashley and Ashlyn: The two girls go tanning for their graduation. The owner of the tanning salon, Yuri, gets a phone call from his girlfriend. The girls are sick of waiting for him and since they have tanned there so many times that they know how to operate the machine, they let Yuri go outside to fight on the phone. Before he steps out, he tells Ashely to throw away their slurpees. So Ashley grabs Ashlyn's slurpee on the counter and disposes it in the trash.

Just as Ashley was about to throw her's away, he goes out the door and Ashley decides to keep drinking her slurpee. To keep from being locked out, Yuri props the door open with a tube of tanning lotion. Then Ashlyn writes a "Back in 30 min!" note and tapes it on the front door because she doesn't want anyone to see them naked. They go to the room and Ashley sets the VAC and tanning time while Ashlyn sets the room temperature since it is too cold. Ashlyn tells Ashley to put her slurpee on the counter above the VAC control panel because they might get in trouble again for bringing drinks.

Ashlyn forgets her iPod so Ashley tells her "Bitch, they got CDs." and chooses a CD from the shelf above her bed to listen to. Without her knowing, nails holding the shelf up start to loosen. As they undress and get settled in the tanning beds the tube of tanning lotion propping the door pops open and the door shuts, locking Yuri out. The girls sing Ohio Players 'Love Rollercoaster' while water condensates on Ashley's slurpee, which eventually pools and drips into the control panel. It malfunctions and slowly raises the VAC way above safety level (250) in the tanning beds. As the temperature in the room rises, an air conditioning vent next to a coat hanger begins to blow air.

As the coat hanger wobbles, Wendy calls Ashley's cell phone, which vibrates and the coat hanger finally topples over, hitting a palm tree which falls over and knocks the CD shelf onto Ashley's bed. Ashley opens her bed and the CD shelf slides down into the handles of Ashlyn's bed, and the other side slips into Ashley's. They try to get out when they realize something is wrong, but the board holds the two beds closed. They scream loud enough for Yuri to hear them, but he is locked out.

The girls try to escape by trying to remove the fan over them, but that doesn't work. When the VAC reaches 350, the solarium tubes explode in Ashley's tanning bed. Ashlyn tries to shield her face by waving her arm above her, but her skin on her arm starts to bubble and her tanning goggles melt into her eyes as it gets hotter. Because Ashley keeps banging her legs on the glass she lays on, it eventually gives way and cracks, making her fall in the bulbs below her, and igniting the trails of alcohol used to sterilize the girls' goggles, setting her bed on fire. Then the solarium tubes in Ashlyn's bed finally explode and lights her on fire. Flames are seen coming out of the beds while the girls scream and bang on the lids. Ashley reaches her hand out on the edge of the bed and turns sideways. Her face can be seen through the opening of the bed. Then she and Ashlyn are completely engulfed in the flames.

Wasn't a pretty sight.

Info by Wikipedia

2006-03-21T00:48:00.000-08:00

Here

2006-03-21T00:38:00.000-08:00

Stay Ah, just a little bit longer

Just finished watching Windstruck. Again. God, I love that show. Visual effects kinda such at some points, but there you go, korean drama movie has a nice plot and I like. xPpPp

won't you put your sweet lips to mine
won't you say you love me, all of the time

If only school would be a little bit further away :(
Let's recount, in pictures, what happened during the march holidays. Pictures lack because I don't have the ability to remember to whip my camera out like every 0.12312 seconds.

Ah well. She didn't want a dirty bear
0:)

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Aye crap blogger is screwing up.
Eh, photo updates NEXT TIME! :)

oh well your mama don't mind
and your papa don't mind
if we have another dance, oh yeah, just one more time

2006-03-17T02:10:00.000-08:00

"Parents aren't interested in Justice. Parents only are interested in Quiet."
sdjfhgasfjashdkfhaskasdfsdfasdfasdfasfasddf --- Bill Cosby

Soo... What would you call a castrated dog? Good girl or good boy?

2006-03-13T22:08:00.000-08:00

I need a new layout! Currently in the midsts of designing. html assembling sucks coke through a straw.

Did oversensitivity bring me closer to the edge?
If only clarity could be adjusted to grayscale.
Simplicity fails to comprehend

The only thing that matters now

2006-03-10T02:44:00.000-08:00

Hey, we're standing under the same sky.

2006-03-05T18:53:00.000-08:00

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

man.
things are taking their time to come along.
PLEASE!

Exam results, must we mention them?
Haven't done well and I'm not really in the mood to talk about it.

Fuck maths.

All my chocolates from melbourne are wastin away and believe it or not, I've barely had a taste of any of them. I think I've given away too many. Fweh!

Please cut me some slack, the moment i flop down to rest the worst comes pouring in.

2006-02-23T05:15:00.000-08:00

I've realized how mild and boring my posts have become, and today I shall make an attempt to make them more.. livier.

ah.

As lively as I can make them after 0 hours of sleep, at 5am, an hour before I have to get ready for school.

Jesus there is something wrong going inside my head.

i was just sifting thru some other's photo album and i felt some strong surge of hatred towards whoever that was. I was cursing like shit and was planning to make this very hateful post about them when i notice, mag is too peaceful for that kinda shit and man, i am shocked at myself.
*mutters*

two buffalos, i saw two buffalos

on to my lively, lively post.

for LD we're supposed to bring one thing that is ironic, and one thing that is beautiful. you know what i'm gonna bring?

my report book and my jasmine tea satchet.
thanks very much to nai neh (nai NEH) for the inspiration for the latter.

the ironic thing is, the beautiful thing is not my report book.

I could always bring a photograph of my family or a doll from my days as a baby or something like that, but so.. so cliched.
So goes the report book and jasmine tea satchet.

oonts.
eh. there goes my attempt at a lively post.

2006-02-17T01:50:00.000-08:00

Here

Confucius say....
woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ

Confucius is so god damn priceless! baha! spent about two hours reading and cracking up and his damn quotes.

Can't deny that the past two days have been really eventful.

hope that you'll get better even tho i know you are alright - even able enough to throw Ferrero Rochers at me - really god damn worried me. See la! Act smart..

38 days seem so long.
diiAoXz ` [[

Spent most of chinese lesson taking stupid videos of yongmei the barbarian ah xiong the tiger and annice the black angry widow who really is a kind soul inside. so stupid. my butt still hurts from getting shoved off my chair by annice.

Next Friday's coming along soon too. That's when I finally get back my position as the best daughter in the world, mannn. been feeling rather restricted these past few weeks. It's only been a week too! oh man. felt like it's been over a month. time really effing slows and quickens at the worst times possible. ka ni la

went to nat's house on wednesday after school to visit her, and she was prancing around the house like a goat. so irritating. met a pretty mortifying sight with her sister. but she's so pretty at such a young age :D

i want an equally pretty daughter, please. And then I come to the point where i decide a name for my future kids. mmmm. it's 1:42am, another time?

would be so cool if my daughter's name was a color. like pynque or smth.
and my son could be Blu.
and i do realise that i am stating my sister's dream kids' names.

eeeyer my brain not working properly.
anyway tomorrow's physics test is making me regret staying up so late.
so so so.

so.

2006-02-15T02:00:00.000-08:00

Here

Well hellooooo. Happy Belated Valentine's Day! Thanks for the presents and I'll get you yours soon :)

today wasn't too bad. just that everything that was in my pocket is gone now cos it all fell out.
i have to restock this week.

oh yeah, LD Production coming soon! can't wait for it. the theme's Truth, Justice, Freedom and Love. Even Miss Ong said it was sibei boring. Mag ponders what anyone can make out of the theme. but i guarantee you, with the talented script-writers in LD, the production will be super good! JUNE 22ND! MAKE TIME FOR IT.

anyway it's 2:00a.m. and i am in mortal peril every second that ticks. so adios! must go pack my bag..

2006-02-10T01:06:00.000-08:00

C'mon, give me A little respect.

after all, i'm only human.

I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart
Im so in love with you
Ill be forever blue
That you give me no reason
Why youre making me work so hard

That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me

And if I should falter
Would you open your arms out to me
We can make love not war
And live at peace in our hearts
Im so in love with you
Ill be forever blue
What religion or reason
Could drive a man to forsake his lover

Dont you tell me no
Dont you tell me no
Dont you tell me no
Dont you tell me no

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me

Im so in love with you
I’ll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
You know you’re making me work so hard

That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me

Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me

2006-02-03T01:15:00.000-08:00

CHS was disappointing.

but we look on the brighter side of things : At least I made $22. Which.. wasn't even my own work : D

and that i didn't even go through half of what some of the others did. But as mrs tan said, boys will be boys.

had LD after that, cheered me up by a lot. LD's the ultimate! can't wait for LD camp this year.

oh yeah. and i fell sick again. i just noticed! :D

seeya.

2006-01-31T21:35:00.000-08:00

tomorrow is school.

tomorrow is when i have to hand in this much homework.

:(

2006-01-29T12:12:00.000-08:00

Clare's leaving in approximately three hours. We'll be leaving for the airport in about half an hour and right now, all her bags have been packed and left at the front door for an easier exit. I stayed up the whole night so that I could ensure that I could see her off but I ended up sleeping four hours and awoke at 10am. At least I still am sending her off. I slipped a letter into her wallet and hopefully she'll be able to read it on the plane back.

The next time I'll ever see her is probably December, or if like this year's case, probably in February next year again.

I'm going to miss my big sister.

2006-01-27T21:35:00.000-08:00

Today was... I dunno. Enlightening?

clare, bri and charlotte came over to visit sngs and it was great. listened and laughed as they recounted the memories they had in their 10 years in stnicks.

the only bad thing that happened today was that someone kicked my phone when i left it on the track with my wallet IN FRONT of MICHELLE ANNE LIM and it got a humongous, hideous, grotesque scratch across its front :(

God didn't want to spare my pink samsung phone .

after school went out with bri clare and charlotte and... bwong! you can't not say that I have learned a fucking shit lot today. The on-goings in the Teacher's World is fascinating, and i am safely able to proclaim that there is much, much more ready to be DUG OUT and discovered. but here's a bite of info:

Bwong has an English name.

I tried guessing Farmer Wong and natalie guessed Waldo Wong. Sadly, we were both wrong. But at least his name sounds a lot better than the both of our guesses :/

ate at the Big O, and that's when all the rest of whatever we learnt today started pouring out.
interesting, really. it's good to have an insider of sngs as your friend's friend :D

anyway i'd like to blog about something less mundane, but i'm shit tired and so.
ciao.

PS: i bought kinder surprise.

2006-01-25T23:38:00.000-08:00

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone

She said somedays I feel like shit
Somedays I wanna quit and just be normal for a bit
I don't understand why you have to always be gone
I get along but your trips always feel so long
And I find myself trying to stay by the phone
Because your voice always helps me to not feel so alone
But I feel like an idiot, working my day around a call
And when I pick up I don't have much to say, so

I want you to know it's a little messed up that
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Please
Come back home

You know, the place where you used to live
Used to barbeque with burgers and ribs
Used to have a little party every halloween
with candy by the pile but now
you only stop by every once in a while
Yeah
I find myself just filling my time
With anything to keep the thought of you from my mind
I'm doing fine and I plan to keep it that way
You can call me if you find that you have something to say
And I'll tell you

I want you to know it's a little messed up that
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Please Come back home

I want you to know it's a little messed up that
I'm stuck here waiting, no longer debating
Tired of sitting and hating and making these excuses
For why you're not around, and feeling sorta useless
It seems that one thing has been true all along
You don't really know what you've got till its gone
I guess I've had it with you and your career
When you come back I won't be here and you can say

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Please Come back home

Please Come back home

Please Come back home

Please Come back home

Please Come back home

2006-01-23T02:22:00.000-08:00

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who
says that I am the one
but the kid is not my son
she says I am the one,
but the kid is not my son

2006-01-22T01:45:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Sister! :)

She's 18 this year. Currently in SG for holiday. I'm gonna miss you so much when you leave to return to melb. Stop cheating with huffy. I'll go say the rest to you in your face.

E-bird's farewell on Friday. Oh my god, it was great. Even Mr. Imran and Ballerina Wong came :D I wish I had more pictures but I kept taking them on waleng's camera and abandoned mine. like wah piao. Take on Waleng's never take on mine. anyway

1. Jo and Nat
2. Joanna with...
3. nat feels loved.

4. shanna, jie min, joanna,
me, nat, mivio.
5. :|
6. Ah Puey!

7. Ah mao, ah ji, babiiex and chio mimi :)
8. same.
9/10. Spot the difference.
11. funny?
12. xinyi loves her food.
13. EMCEES!
14. mr imran's grand arrival
15. a little confrontation.
16. :D
17. Ballerina Wong arrives!
18. A little apology
19/20: interrogation sessions

Thats about all the nice pics I have. I didn't feel like taking any more pictures towards the end, so there you go. lack. and geez, i have this really unglam picture of joanna sprawled across the floor that i am so willing to blackmail her with. um. not that she'd mind even if i did post it online.

it's joanna we're talking about, see.

a few notes: mr imran thinks that euginia tan is elizabeth tan's twin sister. No comment.

To e-bird, altho i seriously doubt you'll ever read this:

Hey birdie :) it's been a year since i first met you, and even tho i don't know you that well, i've really come to enjoy being your junior and your friend! all the times that we've spent together have been enjoyable and i will really miss them. the farewell party started out fantastic, but we were all dreading the reason of the party. I'll never forget that day and the immense fun we had. I hope you realise how lucky you are to have so many friends who care about you.

Enjoy your time in Perth, and don't forget us!

We love you e-bird.
billy bong loves you too.

mag

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Oh my god I'm starting to feel depressed all over again. There's a hist test later on and i haven't studied. i don't even listen to ms lai peck ee's lessons. its uh. kinda hard to even if you try.

anyway ciao.

2006-01-17T22:37:00.000-08:00

The teacher's glossary:

We had a discussion. = COPY

we referred to the book. = COPY

we gathered notes. = COPY

She taught me. = COPY

We inferred from the text. = COPY

2006-01-10T01:42:00.000-08:00

I've just been blog-hopping and I feel upset. my blog needs a new layout. Time to design.

Clare's coming back on the 12th!
Like God damn, isn't it time already.

Should I switch blog hosts?
fcouk.diary-x appeals to me.

2006-01-08T06:01:00.000-08:00

I suddenly have a craving for fast food.

KFC?

2006-01-08T05:55:00.000-08:00

Just woke up from a nap. I feel a little better, but I couldn't have chosen a worse time to wake up.

it's 5:24 a.m.

Tch.

YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK TO SLEEP?!
Jesus, i'll be so tired ~~tomorrow~~ TODAY and then i'll be even more tired on Monday. I'm so sad. miss gwee wants me to create some buddy system with the list of phone numbers i got. i don't want to, but I'm the chairman of the Welfare society.

It's nothing short of awful. I'm not at all elated at the fact that I've gotten a pretty position as a leader in class. Chairman! of Welfare Society!

Cause you know what? Every single person in class has a similiar position as mine. WAHAHAHA. and you know what I have to do? when people are sick, it's my job to call them and tell them what they have to do for homework. God damn it, I don't even know what's going on myself.

Also, I have to do buddy systems.

I sniff sadly.

But besides that, I've been pretty okay lately. Today held the CCA fair. i'm not so into details. hmmm.

maybe another time.

anyway afterwards me and nat went to j8 to watch Chronicles of Narnia. Okay la. Just found Lucy's pug-like face rather disturbing. But cheers to her acting. Not bad for someone her age! But Dakota Fanning's her age too, and her acting is better.

I feel like watching the War of the Worlds again. Again.

mm i'll get lost now. it's pouring outside and my aircon is on at 16 degrees celcius and i'm going to become shrivelled like a prune.

ciao

2005-12-29T03:00:00.000-08:00

British slangs and their meanings.

Rofl, check http://bash.org/?111338 out!

dick around Vulgar

1. To spend time idly; fool around.

2. To be sexually promiscuous.

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ARSE

British for ass, e.g. "piece of arse," "up your arse," "arse wipe," "Tom's an arse," "arsing about," "arse-over-tit" (a bad fall), or "tight as a duck's arse."

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DOG'S BOLLOCKS

an expression in the UK which means "The best!"

E.G "Marty's new car is the dog's bullocks!" aka "the mutt's nuts."

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UK people say weird things.

"Dang! My new class is going to be THE MUTT'S NUTS!"

I reckon I'll be using this new phrase pretty frequently..

2005-12-27T15:25:00.000-08:00

a crowded room
friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
and your soul of ice
my God I thought you were someone to rely on
me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

face on a lover with a fire in his heart
a man under cover when you tore me apart
ooh ooh, now I've found a real love

you'll never fool me again

merry christmas, everybody

2005-12-22T00:30:00.000-08:00

Yes, that's Katie Leung.

why she does those kind of things to her hair is beyond me, but anyway, no matter what everyone says, I think she is perfect for Cho Chang's part.

Why?

Because they are both whiny little bitches who end up being hated in the end anyway.

End of story.

Wahahahahaha.

2005-12-20T22:04:00.000-08:00

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8336326914160790207&q=wazzup

Hell yeah. Wazzup.

2005-12-20T01:24:00.000-08:00

hi i am the amiable mag. i am not a fat bun, i am not a pork bun, and i am not the obese cho chang.

and i don't like sparry potter, who is a fat black sissy.

i watched the lord of the rings on channel five and there is only one sentence to describe it:

i'm fascinated with they way they're able to make the hobbits look so short! :D how do they do that?

today was eventful, i woke at 7am and i went off to wait at YCK mrt FOR ONE HOUR to have nat tell me that they've been doing the exact same thing at Macs. Wah, so bloody smart right. But seeing how they never notified me, I got treated to one can of milo. muahahahaha.

we went over to Northpoint for lunch and then we headed over to jo's, where we did interesting things like doing school work. I managed to finish my MATHS but sadly, i left my work in natalie's bag. what fucking good luck.

Power Ranger fans
(Sparry Potter actually)

Not so many photos were taken cos i only remembered my camera after we left jo's house. there was a little ordeal btwn me and nat, deciding whether or not i should share a cab with her back home or take a bus.

mag: i can save cash.
nat: that's stupid. i'm sparry potter.
mag: i'm serious man, taking bus alright?
nat: okay. i'm sparry.
mag: okay, see you then.
nat: serious? okay bye

mag turns around to see the bus she was supposed to take already a mile away.

mag: OMFG NAT I'M NOT SERIOUS
nat: ?
mag: WAIT FOR ME!!

I had to run across the road like a mad chicken to chase after nat so that she wouldn't leave in the cab before me. how sad :( nat was very tickled.

shut up sparry.

oh yeah, i dug up some old photos from when i was still young.

If you disagree that I looked like an angel, you are wrong.

Sometimes I can't believe that I really am so sweet.

Jas is leaving for Hong Kong today, to Disneyland, which according to Amanda Goh Tsu Yi is a terrible, terrible place to visit. oh dear. let's just hope that jas's expectations arent that high.

have fun!

2005-12-18T19:50:00.000-08:00

Mm.

In a fairly boorish and irritable mood now.

Harry Potter Mania ensues, my story has been added to a C2 community. hahaha! great accomplishment.

i slept earlier yesterday, around 11/12 and i'm decidedly pleased with that. woke up at 6am today, and had a very disturbing made-up dream. i should stop thinking like a sex maniac.

NOT THAT I AM, ANYWAY.

posts will be slightly boring-er from now on, i have no energy to blog about witty and crappy conversational topics. go to natalie's blog to be for your constant updates on BS.

till then, my holiday is getting devoured slowly.
tomorrow will go for study sessions with the rest :)
that's good, i will actually find some time to do my holiday homework.

2005-12-17T06:54:00.000-08:00

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

"Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

2005-12-12T07:35:00.000-08:00

Damn Bored. cannot make it.

These past few days I've been staying at home, sleeping at 6-8am, terrible. Besides the one or two times I've went out with family and friends, I've been staying at home r o t t i ng. By the time school starts I'll be a pile of bones. I am, after all, stuck at home practically 24/7 like a little hermit man.

I seeeriously need to go find something more productive to do. Been writing stuff, i think nat/lyd/jas would know, but even during that period, I'll be stuck on the computer. Okay. I must find something to do before school starts.

So here's our task! (Make a list of activities to do before School starts.)

Rules: It must be an outdoor activity.

1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
6:
7:
8:
9:
10:

shit. brain damage.

oh yeah. this morning woke up at 3am. I've got to go to school at 9 for LD. Well um. List later, School now.

2005-12-05T08:30:00.000-08:00

Results from my boredom:

Welcome to Slytherin!

Founder: Salazar Slytherin

House Head: Professor Snape

Ghost: The Bloody Baron

Sort me!(this is just wrong)

"Excellent"

You are Mr. Montgomery Burns!

Your strong yet sweet like Sandy, and just like
J.Lo...no matter where you go you know where
you came from.

Which Spongebob Squarepants Character Are You Most Like?
brought to you by Quizilla

Sora

Which Kingdom Hearts Character are You Most Like?
brought to you by Quizilla

2005-12-03T09:05:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOD TA MA DE! JASMINE KHOO IS A JINX!

I swear! You look at this!:

jas: aiya mrs chan, your baking cannot make it one la. your oven will surely break down or smth.
jas: but i bid you good luck.

Oh my god! She cursed me right there and then, and you know what? my oven didn't work. why? i have no idea, every time i switched it on, it made some funny whurring sound.

Oh my god, jas :(

don't curse me like that next time. Now I don't know when I'll ever be able to bake my banana muffins.

Banana muffins :(

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anyway, onto brighter subjects in life.

i had made plans to go to escape with miv, nat, issy, ele, joanna and steph on mon but the plans seem a bit messy. I meant the theme park, i'm not a damn prison convict for god's sake, but anyhow.

i got off the phone with lydia last night with the knowledge that two girls got flung off a roller coaster just recently while at escape. god forbid. someone please tell me that this is a lie, that she is kidding me, and not deprive me of my little kiddy desires.

I WANT TO GO TO ESCAPE THEME PARK. grarr.

but is it true? someone can post a tag and tell me, it'd be very much appreciated. I'm still sore over the fact that I am unable to bake my muffins. i paid $5.56 for it, okay.

Lydia's coming over later for a little bit of fun. we'll be doing god knows what from 11, and then at night we're going to watch some horror flick downstairs with junk food piled to the heavens.

I wonder if I'll be able to sleep afterwards. Not that I'm able to sleep now anyway..

I've been awake since 2pm yesterday. Rob called me a zombie. I will make him resent that :D

but cheerios, i'm about to grab something to eat. not banana muffins.

2005-12-01T18:59:00.000-08:00

Hey, believe it or not, I'm going to bake.

I found a box of Banana-flavoured Cake Mix in NTUC and decided to experiment.

What! I used to bake in P4, okay! Chocolate muffins... And they tasted pretty good.

It's going to be dinner soon, I'm wondering whether I can save enough time for my baking.

I'm going to use Delifrance as my inspiration.

Off I go.

dec 1. i am starting to appreciate my holiday.

2005-11-29T01:01:00.000-08:00

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Honestly, I would have given that answer full marks.

2005-11-26T23:35:00.000-08:00

Drama Competition:

We got Best Production! :)

Congrats and good job for all those who participated, including:

Soopong (Father)
Euge (Ah Seng friend/drug addict/ribbon drug)
Mivio (Ghost of Charlie)
Joanna (6-year-old Charlie)
Tanny (Charlie's mum/clubber)
Diana (9-year-old Charlie/clubber)
E-bird (Clubber)
Julia (Clubber)
Cindy (Director) &

WANGLING! thanks for coming to support and help us! and Mrs Lee too. Unexpected arrival.

I was estactic when they announced our name for the award. Since it was the very last to be presented, you don't know how strong the impact on us was. one mo we felt so lousy, and another mo we were overcome with a sense of utter euphoria.

I played Charlie, the 16-year-old son who was so pressurized by his dominating and overprotective dad (a police officer) and turned to drugs. The play is full of flashbacks. Thinking back, I think we did really well. PROUD OF YOU! WOOHOO!

have millions of photos to upload, all coming up soon, yeah? yeah!

2005-11-20T03:24:00.000-08:00

hello, i just finished reading 390 pages of Harry Potter's The Half-Blood Prince. it's my first time apparently. i am very thrilled. in fact i know about ~~4/5~~ 95% of whatever that has happened. I just happen to have a soft spot for spoilers. A habit of which i'm trying desperately to throw off.

well dearies, i've watched harry potty and the GOF, and let's say.

the movie was regrettably awwwful. :(
the scenes that they were portrayed were nice, but eeew so damn exaggerated, some of them. i'd actually start vomitting the whole contents of the movie right here, but i know a good few who would make me resent that. haha.

i guess, ahem, that you'll just have to watch it for yourself.
KEKEKEKEKE

but i still have to quench my own desires. i shall start criticising MOST of the characters in the movie. i have a feeling this is going to be god damn long, but anyway, we shall start with...

cedric diggory:
he looks like a druggy! and his character in the story is so damn unlike the one in the story book. in the previews of the movie i saw, he looked so god damn hot, but in the movie he just looked like he escaped from rehab or something. if that's possible. oh yeah. he looks like.. a iguana. for some reason. and then there's this scene where he and his daddy go *flying* down from the heavens after he grabs the portkey to the World Cup. oh my god i was having fits of giggles.

viktor krum:
i think they modified his body structure. a lot of skele-stretching. cos he's not that tall and skinny. but if he really were in real life, oooh i like man. a bit like what the others say, he's a bit act-macho man. but i found the part when all the girls started following him around everywhere very cute.

ron weasley: ugly.

hermione granger:
so pretty! :D SHARP contrast to ron weasley. when she was descending down the stairs in her pink dress(supposedly periwinkle blue in the book) she looked absolutely.. GORGEOUS. i loved that part of the movie the most.

harry potter:
acting's gotten better, his hair sucks. his taste for girls.. sucks too. boooo.

cho chang:
she is the filthy toe rag. SO GOD DAMN UGLY LA DISGRACE TO ASIAN GIRLS. her scottish accent put me off completely! "ohbythewaythestairsareveryslippery!" she sounded like she really need to go and have a pee. the cast directors need to get replaced. pui.

fleur delacour:
too plain. her nostrils are too big. i liked her swimming costume.

Dumblydorr:
Welcome the new generation HIPPY! who ties his beard in a cool hip ponytail with bells, who shouts too god damn bloody much, who's got too much marijuana to control his damn bloody temper. i like his hat too.

i think that gotta conclude, it's currently 3:24am, (hoho!)
and my dad's still prowling outside.

i am in mortal peril every second.

i shall blog some more next time.
we performed at the national fire prevention launch! it was okay!

see ya!

2005-11-18T19:33:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was oreo's birthday, whoop!

the little guy is now three. he seems to be getting older. if im not wrong, in dog years, he's 21. eligible to watch R-rated movies. yay.

yesterday, went for dinner with wangling and steph at sakae sushi, then had rehearsals at my house!

had two very unpleasant cab rides before that. the first one didn't know where the hell J8 was, and the other was too... talkative.

the first cab driver was an old guy who was quite nice at first. then he started driving the wrong way, and since i didn't really know where we were, i couldnt direct him to the right place.

cab driver: How come you don't even know where you're going??? (in mandarin)

me: I'm not familiar with this place, sorry.

cab driver: Then how you expect me to go there???

me: I thought you would know, since you're a cab driver.

cab driver: no! wrong! I am new! *starts speaking in hokkien, probably a lot of vulgarities*

at this point I grew damn fed up of trying to be polite so I told him to just drop me off, after about an hour of getting lost in singapore. he dropped me off in orchard.

the bill was ridiculously high, but at least the cab driver cut it into half for the inconvenience caused. dont get me wrong, i was grateful, but shit, these drivers should learn to be better in mannerisms.

the second guy was an indian driver who was very nice. ugh.

i got off the phone with my mum telling her i couldn't get dinner probably cos i almost busted my whole wallet for the first cab ride, and i think i sounded pretty frustrated, CONSIDERING I WAS STUCK IN A CAB FOR ALMOST AN HOUR, BATTLING A UNCOOPERATIVE CABBIE.

2nd cab driver: are you ok?

me: uh. yeah.

2nd cab driver: you know, i charge you a little less, it's ok. i have three daughters, i understand.

me: no no i have enough-

and the overfriendly cabbie launches into a story about how when he was young and bla bla bla-

i didnt get a word in and when he finally dropped me off, i threw ten bucks at him and fled from the cab as fast i could.

singapore's cab drivers are so amusing.

but anyway, on to dinner. was okay, very short, since i was late for ONE HOUR and we were supposed to meet the others at yck mrt. nicole was waiting there for some time already, so we had some advice for her.

wangling: go shopping!

nic: NO SHOPS HERE.

wangling: go kiss some boys!

nic: SHUT UP.

mag: go make friends with the customs office guy!

nic: BYE.

and when we arrived, i found out that the guy she was supposedly going to make friends with was a repulsively BIG man with a moustache. HA HA HA so funny.

after waiting for a while for the rest to arrive, we took separate cabs back to my house and had more dinner for those who hadnt eaten. grilled chicken, some pork, and some long tong. whatever that is.

then we moved onto rehearsals. damn fun. we kept messing around instead of rehearsing, but i couldnt really join in cos half the time, i was away walking people out to catch a cab/bus or walking people in. SO TIRING! AHHHH.

but in overall it was fun.

tomorrow is the launch of National Fire Prevention at Compasspoint. whoot! again!

i know last time during open house we were screwy la, but it's been a while, we're going to do our best tomorrow!

if you want to come support us (it's an open performance),

go to wangling's blog for details.

thanks nat, joanna and steph for coming to support!

we're going to watch GOF and a little shopping afterwards.

GOF's supposedly lousy and a failure of the rest, but i still want to watch.

GOF is my favourite book of all!

I think Stanislav Ianevski would be hot if he weren't so stocky. I was hoping he would be more lanky and taller. After reading that story i've been particularly favourable towards him. yoohoo, Stanislav!

he's really bulgarian, by the way, if you think his name is weird.

toodles.

2005-11-16T20:36:00.000-08:00

oyyyyyyyyy.

stupid jas influenced me to go oy, woy and all those singlish slangs and what not.

WOY!
this week was exciting. yes yes things in life are getting more interesting by the day. our victim is not trying any harder to suppress her stupidity nor her poseurness. hee. too bad we're not seeing her any time soon. i'll miss her, yes we will won't we, nat?

on monday we had fire prevention rehearsals at wang ling's house. so fun! while waiting for the sec threes to arrive, me and wang ling played para para on her ps2. now i know why she has that weird obsession over it. whee. haven't played it in a long time. its wayyy better than playing in the arcade.

then the sec threes came but we just moved on to tekken 5. haha wang ling's and diana's playing positions were damn funny. wang ling was laughing at diana, but do you see any difference?!

added a caption.

i think wang ling's house is v nice. the lighting and everything is very classy. but wangling, even after staying there for like how many years, can't even remember which switch turns on which light. stupid. but eh, i don't really remember mine either. ha ha.

tomorrow dinner with wang ling, diana and steph at 5, and then they're coming to my house for fire prevention rehearsals. yay

okay bye.

2005-11-13T22:00:00.000-08:00

aaaye!

today's something to blog about, man.

my day yesterday was very exciting. I almost lost both my wallet and camera (ahem, no surprises there), had an adventurous trip to the DBS arts centre, met a couple of lecherous bastards, and ooh, interesting events galore. In fact, my day was so exciting that I am only able to pen down like 1/100 of the events that happened today.

anyway, who cares about the trip. we shall talk about the main thing, which was of course, our beloved storytellers' performances. Wow. so damn enriching and interesting man. I bet the only reason that some people in the audience slept was only because they spent so much energy being excited and waiting for the show to start that they were overcome with fatigue and, had to succumb to their weaknesses and fell asleep. two examples:

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hee. so nice. other than the show, we had a fun time, the six of us. me, leanor, nat, mivio, issy and JOANNA.

i love all of them.

afterwards me and nat went to town, not for long tho. i went there JUST TO FOLLOW NAT AROUND TO BUY HER STUPID WALLET AND PENCILCASE. all of which are quite nice tho, but that's not the point! lousy nat.

i posted new pictures.

2005-11-12T01:10:00.000-08:00

God, how I love halloween.

issy's halloween party was great.

I loved the food.

meeting nat and joanna at amk mrt later at 12:45. hmm, wonder if i'll wake up by then.

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a blowtorch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
I promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now,
I'm in too deep; there's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile?
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded?
Life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just a-drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train

And everything seems cut and dried,
Day and night, earth and sky,
Somehow I just don't believe it

Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughing at the rain
A little out of touch, a little insane
It's just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

Runaway train, never coming back
Runaway train, tearing up the track
Runaway train, burning in my veins
I run away but it always seems the same

2005-11-11T18:49:00.000-08:00

I guess that this is where we've come to
If you don't want to, then you don't have to believe me

ld drama workshop yesterday - fun! woohoo!

i think i overdid my improv tho. ha ha ha.

nov's going to be one hell of a month, with LD and all. but hey, i'm ready!
tomorrow's storyteller's showcase, going to watch.
meeting the other's at 12:45.

nowadays, been feeling somewhat.. nostalgic?
uhuh. but it's fun to go back to school.
somewhat. i'm thinking about skipping maths remedial on mon.
im not planning to meet the person i've been avoiding all year.

just got off the phone with nat.
she is a dweeb.

ha ha! see you then.

2005-11-09T18:06:00.000-08:00

I feel particularly pleased and proud of myself at this moment. I have pulled off something so terribly childish, I feel accomplished. MMmmm.

Say, I haven't been blogging for a while, have I!
and during my month-long hiatus, things have gotten a lot more excitable. but i am so excited now, i am unable to lift another finger to type down whatever has happened. too much energy required, see!

therefore we start anew with my blog.
i feel fresh. hoot hoot. new blog skin.

i'll come again.

and you will see that reeeeeally unglamourous video of natalie singing and dancing (screeching and wailing and stomping around) once i figure out how to transfer it from my phone to my computer.

2005-11-09T01:07:00.000-08:00

mag's back :D

2005-10-03T23:59:00.000-07:00

Popular searches in my network

1. zodiac love match
2. kim wakerman
3. samsung E630
4. nike bags
5. what is the meaning of my name
6. fun personality tests
7. Hebeèµ°å…‰
8. CHINESE SONGS lyrics
9. å§å§æ•™å¼Ÿå¼Ÿåšçˆ±
10. how to ask someone out

Ah! See the minor but NOTICEABLE CHANGE? Good. Let that skank be put in her place.

Anw my mum just locked my computer with a password. I think it'll do me good for the few more weeks that will count to my final PPR. Oh my god, you can actually feel the "oh time passes so quickly" shit coming on already. i know its damn fucking irritating to hear this la, but i will still harp on about it anyway. everyone must know how woe betided me.

it seems like just yesterday when i stuck a marker into gohfish's bottle of Ice Mountain water.

it seems like just yesterday we were teasing rachel koh for her plain revoltingness.

it seems like just yesterday when i nearly punched nellie koh in the face for her audacity.

it seems like just yesterday when gael and i caused all sorts of chaos possible merely to spite gohfish.

it seems like just yesterday when i looked like a big fat loser with glasses and a big black turban for hair.

it seems like just yesterday when i was praying to pass the cut-off point for PSLE to get into st nicks.

it seems like just yesterday when it was orientation, and i was busy picking who to be my friend.

it seems like just yesterday when i was mocking sarah to be a little wussy pie.

it seems like just yesterday when i was touring the school during CCA fair.

it seems like just yesterday when i was auditioning for ELDDS and got in! (that was such an emotional affair)

and bla bla bla i could list all my little childish fantasies but it just wouldn't do.

so i end the post by saying goodnight and that the next time you see me blogging could be in a exceptionally long period. and by mentioning exceptionally, i mean exceptionally.

goodnight .

may these dreams last forever

2005-09-28T18:44:00.002-07:00

Popular searches in my network

1. kim wakerman
2. samsung E630
3. what is the meaning of my name
4. fun personality tests
5. Hebeèµ°å…‰
6. CHINESE SONGS lyrics
7. å§å§æ•
8. how to ask someone out
9. how to tell if a guy likes you
10. MY NAME IN JAPANESE

Shall we look at number one. Why the fuck? Who the hell wants to look for kim wakerman on friendster?! What a total.. wuss.

anw been talking to some people. i've never met a person i wanted to get away from as quickly as possible before. she's an absolute epitome of disaster, and the irony of it all was that i was actually her good friend once. now all i want to do is get her off my back and do it for good.

mm. maybe i was just slow in getting the vibes. or i'm just getting too petty. i'd list out the bad and good qualities of *, our dear friend just right here, but let's just say she's in a bad state right now and if she ever chanced upon my site, it'd just do more damage to her already gruesomely distorted life.

hem hem. got tuition in a matter of minutes, i shall now take my leave.

ta ta.

2005-09-26T21:10:00.000-07:00

NOT GOOD BEGINNING OF WEEK

i got a new book today. it had a fascinating cover and i loved it to bits *ahem* some time ago.

but due to self concerns, i will not be able to disclose the name of the book :D

now i shall go and mug for chinese spelling and what not.

2005-09-22T22:57:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Mum!

Had simple dinner at Aunt Kim's today, korean.
i love my mum. haha, even tho it was her birthday, i had my demands too. hee.

last night was sweet!
at 1159 i made a decision to get off school today so mum forced me to get my booty down to walk oreo.

so i hopped into my adidas, grabbed a mars bar, grabbed melissa's zen micro and scuttled down.

listening to 'Black Maria' while eating a mars bar and walking your dog simultaneously at midnight rocks, man. i should do it more often. but the best part of it was when i saw a guy sitting on a bench strumming a guitar. he went like this:

"amboleh" *strum strum strum* "amboleh amboleh amboleh HEY HEY!"

i was so tickled when he realised that about four or five people were staring at him, me and several other security guards. his friends started laughing like nobody's business.

so, in conclusion, last night was pimpin'. i was just there walking a very happy oreo at 12:13am, while munching away at a mars bar and jiggling to some good music on a school night.

im going down to walk oreo again.

2005-09-17T03:21:00.000-07:00

damn. never had a place for thought.

currently chiding myself for not being more observant. just realized how bloody oblivious ive been to my surroundings, i really should get more around the block. i think about my own problems too much to give a fuck about other things. 'haps i should just ban myself from the computer and start doing more recreational activities and stop being such a stoner. blah.

PLEASE DONT CLASSIFY ME UNDER THE NO-LIFE CATEGORY WITH NATALIE HUANG.

that girl. she's a gone-case! hahaha!

* btw i did some NOTES in your sing to the dawn book. some nice captions! YOU BETTER APPRECIATE IT, MISS.

tdy was .. OKAY la. as usual. a tad more sluggish and dull. what used to stirr my excitement just sizzled and died today. stayed back for maths remedial, but i dont think it actually did much to improve my revolting excuse of what i call maths. i must make a point to study more during the weekend. but im always forgetting the points i make so whats the point? (pardon me for the lame joke)

Then I came home and 10 minutes later my mum left for her tutorial. BLAH. was left home alone with oreo, and as expected, chaotic! i auto-reheated my whole dinner but the noodle mushroom/toufu/chicken dish nearly burned into crisp. damn my cooking skills suck.

then i felt tired and fell asleep, and since i locked the front door and my mum dint take the keys with her, she was locked out for a good deal of time before i woke up :/ i got a nice amount of missed calls and smses on my phone. and then a lot of screaming and lecturing afterwards. hee.

Sum-up of the first week of term 4 of school: um. good la.

some nice stuff happened tho. we got our LD badges on thurs and i got my game on tuesday.

2005-09-12T16:27:00.000-07:00

When/What comes to mind when you hear...
1. Car: red sports car!
2. Murder: uhm. Sarah.
3. Cape: Chia.
4. Penis: Joanna.
5. Cell: Prison Cell.
6. Shoe: Kicking someone.
7. Fun: Escape Theme Park.
8. Crush: impossible
9. Music: Stereo
10. Chalk: bug-eyed beetle.
11. Peace: Home
12. Movie: Stealth
13. Sex: Phoon
14. Slut: Wangling :|
15. Son: Nicole?
16. hotel: Ritz Carlton
17: Computer Game: The Sims 2
18. Friend: Sarah :D
19. Cheese: Nat! She's full of CHEESY and LAME jokes.
20. Joy: oreo
21. Love: Mum
22. Laugh: Mum
23. Spoilt: me and oreo. haha !
24. Regret: The stars and the moon.
25. Alone: bitches.
26. Enjoy: LD
27. Ice: Gael
28. Shit: Natalie. Full of shit too.
29. Homework: DIE.
30. Animal: Joanna.

2005-09-09T03:14:00.000-07:00

Hello. I've officially been awake for more than 35 hours straight! :D

No Shit!

Big accomplishment big accomplishment.

today went to jurong east with gael and company for ice-skating/snowball-hurling. Was fun, but din't take many shots due to the fact that my camera was left in the locker throughout the day and taking it out would mean sacrificing another one-dollar coin.

something that we all unfortunately, lacked.

next, enjoyable dinner at takeru's, learnt more valuable lessons about drug and alcohol abuse.

Hurrah. I guess people change throughout the years.

Just watched The Count of Monte Cristo. Name sounds too cheesy and long to remember. Had to refer to the CD cover for the third time to type the name out. hee.

But the show is nice!

Ahem ahem. time for mag's movie review.

The show's not so cliched as those usual boring and boorish old english movies!
I liked this one a lot. I guess I just dig hot people in hot olden-day English outfits. but we really have to take our hats off to the person who did the casting! please. these people are HOT. The days when Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Keirra Knightley, Tom Cruise and Kirsten Dunst reigned are over. we must learn to move on and make room for new people.
(note that I did not say "younger".)

tell me la. are these people not to die for. my personal favourite is all but Miss Dominczyk. She's a bitch whore slut whack and I just wanted to break the TV box when there was this hot making-out session between her and Jim Caviezel. Like hello?! She married your fucking best friend a week/month after your death and claims that she still loves you 16 years later. She deserves to be fucked by a horse.

Ew. that sounded sick but-

DAMN IT, that cunt was also supposed to be Henry Cavill's ma. YOU LOOK AT THOSE TWO PICTURES. They look like fucking siblings, can? Absolutely Scandalous. Those damned make-up artists should at least have done something to make her look older at least. You don't look like a hot chick when youre supposed to be a saggy fat hen.

Okay anyway the show is nice, I'm sorry if I'm like damn outdated to point it out now like four years after the show made its debut but I just discovered it in my dad's CD collection. It's not damn fucking bloody good or anyth, but I like old English shows.

And then I end my blog entry.
Till then.

2005-09-06T22:54:00.000-07:00

Hey look, that's Amanda!

http://www.jeffiscool.com/numanuma.html

I have to find better things to do.

2005-09-01T23:57:00.000-07:00

late nights again.

in three minutes time, i'll be experiencing the last day of school. at least fer another week. hmm. gotta make plans to occupy myself before i turn into a hunk of rock.

have to do something like cheer my dog up. Noticed how meaningless he found life when i saw him crouched under the sofa looking very sad indeed. I should bring him around town more often.

Evidence:

Sorry oreo. i will try to add some meaning to your inane life. also, must do some catching-up with lovers and friends.

and downloading of songs. 10,000 big ones is NOT worth it for a Mariah Carey song. even though it sounds shit good, i'd rather just go without it. but mag needs her songs so she will find a way some way or another.

goodnight.

2005-08-31T21:53:00.000-07:00

BreadTalk should spend their time doing more productive things, such as trying to make their bread taste better, for one thing.

2005-08-28T00:01:00.000-07:00

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church bells rang.

Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie.

Oh dear Nancy Sinatra.

Ohkay. Have seen this done on other peoples' blogs so I have decided to try it out on my own.

two days ago on thursday, LD was fab. we watched Unbound ver. 2 and it was great. loved every bit of it. Good bullets BANG BANG
i think that the cast of Unbound did a great job :D how cold was Perth?

anw after that went fer lunch with the usual bunch.

when i got home noted that uncle tony left some japanese treats for us before he left for america. next time he's ever going to come back is prolly february/march. pity.
sat down on the couch, chatted with mom before a giant wasp flew into the living room and into the stereo. Watched in amusement as our maid made an attempt to kill it.

And then I got stung.
On my head. The wasp stung me on the head. So I was screaming bloody murder when i felt it on my head.
hokay. getting stung by a wasp on the head isnt the best thing that you'll ever experience in your life. Getting injected with steroids on your ass ten minutes later isn't the next best thing either. And steroids is supposed to be damn fcuken strong right. But it didn't work on me. Uh, no great sense of accomplishment here. Ma says that it's probably cos she drank too much coffee when she was pregnant with me.

I think I know why I have trouble sleeping at night now.

So the pain's gone at last :)
But today's lesson is, please leave the wasp alone.

the flip of another calendar page

2005-08-27T00:13:00.000-07:00

plugg jeans rock.

2005-08-25T00:10:00.000-07:00

harloez.

everything seems to have lost its taste and excitement.

i have even lost the motivation to blog!

please, if that's the case, how am i supposed to study for my ting xie.

that's a [(25 x 4) + x] . let x denote the rest of the chinese phrases that i have to learn by tomorrow.

woah, i suddenly feel damn enthu man.

okay la. so its not that bad. express classes are actually better off than special classes.

BUT!

mag can't take the stress. mag's too young for stress. mag's too lazy for stress. mag's

blabbering too much.

oke. back to more ting xie, please.

Oh and yeah.

i just downloaded a virus on msn. if you ever get this block-checker message from mag, you can click on it, but please dont download it.

somehow warnings didn't work on me either.

2005-08-23T22:08:00.000-07:00

A thousand thundering thrills await me
Facing insurmountable odds greatly
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

Shock shock horror horror, shock shock horror!
I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force!
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

Oh, she deals in witchcraft and
One kiss and I'm zapped. Oh,
How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?
Oh, How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?

Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you
Jekyll and Hyde join the back of the queue
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

For she wants to conquer the world completely
But first she'll conquer me discreetly
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

Oh, she deals in witchcraft and
One kiss and I'm zapped. Oh,
How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?
Oh, How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?

2005-08-22T05:13:00.000-07:00

Hello.

I have learnt not to take Coffee Bean after 3PM. I realise how sensitive my body is to caffeine. Hee.

2005-08-20T16:41:00.000-07:00

Yes, the obviousness of the situation was tugging at her nerves.

As she observed the girl's actions, repulse filled her every fibre. She turned her head away in utter disgust. She could not believe that she was associated with this girl in any way.

Yes, please welcome my failure as a suspense/thriller writer.

ka pui.

2005-08-20T00:39:00.000-07:00

today was fruity.
spent my day with amanda !
watched charlie and the chocolate factory with her. eh. not the best movie i ever watched la. but it was fun : ) pretty fake at some points ?
but fun nonetheless. unlike other movies adapted frm story books, not one part was cut out or altered in any way.

willy wonka's haircut pissed the shit out of me.

aftr school amd came ovr to my house to get ready and we headed to town. went to cine ate pasta mania watched movie walked ard, took a neoprint or two and we had to go home. it was a very.. hurried return ?

amd and i SHIMMER.

and i <3>

i.. dont know what i was doing.

SMILE :)

2/5 OF DHAAJ.

pretty amd :)

i still think amanda looked really pretty here.

amd and i

and that concludes.

i had a couple more pictures, but shutterfly has decided to become a prick and not host .png pictures.

i shall decide to do smth about that later.

2005-08-16T20:29:00.000-07:00

skeleton: hey, i know! for the the gift for mf, i could do a lap dance for her!

skeleton: i mean, i DO have the figure! -beams-

skeleton: AND the boobs!

skeleton: plus,, i LUUUURRRVVEEEE my metabolism rate!

skeleton: my stick, cony legs can easily be flaunted with a short, flirty skirt!

skeleton: i meant BONY, not CONY. what does it matter? i love my bony legs!

skeleton: and my figure isn't too bad, you know. i mean, it IS stick straight, without curves, but who cares? i can SHAAAAKE it.

skeleton: and i could wear a tank top...

skeleton: my slit eyes could flutter themselves at her. i'm sure she'll be dazed! WHOO! WATCH OUT! ME AND MY BOOBS, STICK LEGS AND SLIT EYES ARE COMING TO DO A LAP DANCE! IN LEOPARD PRINT UNDERWEAR!!!

nat: that is very, very, very disturbing. it was fun doing it though! HAHA, BYE! -shudders at the aftermath.-

Thank you nat for leaving me traumatised for that 30 seconds.

2005-08-10T04:00:00.000-07:00

Hello, I'm here to enlighten you with my wise preachings again. At four.

I was watching tv when the KFC delivery advert came on. Yes, the one with Edmund Chen and his exasperating wife Xiang Yun, and their ugly daughter and okay-looking son. If I have made any mistakes on the little guy's features, fuck it because I've never sat down and had a good look at his boney face.

Okay so I was sitting down on my chair flipping channels when the little baby girl's hideous face loomed in my face. In a state of utter horror and shock I left the channel at that and watched as she said in a horribly monotonous tone: "mahmee, what are we having forh dinneh?" or something with that effect. I was so disgusted that my hair stood on end. (i think i'm improving on my essays) What has our world come to! To have our little ones talking like that, Singapore's future seems very dark and dank.

But that's not the point.

The point is, when I heard the number to order your KFC food for delivery, it reminded me of when me, mom and clare would stay at home and order pizza hut whenever dad was staying late at the office/overseas and we were in the mood. then we would sit in front of the TV with our food and settle for a nice movie. I remember there was one Tom Cruise movie that we watched, but I don't remember which one. We would always bitch about anything that came to our minds, and oreo would just plop himself of the TV and watch the hot shower scenes.

KIDDING LA. we didn't watch such indecent movies.

But damn, those times were good.

Too bad they're not coming back for a long time.

2005-08-09T21:40:00.000-07:00

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

And the clothes that you wear
Look swell the next day
Your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

Mark me for the words I say.

some teachers just never die.
Three words to describe yesterday:

not bad la.

I am going to have to do something about my excessive use of singlish. Let's remember what Mrs. Gam said:

"Magdalene! Since when did "las" and "lehs" invade YOUR vocabulary!"

I can suddenly feel the heat rushing back into my cheeks.
That was in term 1.
I need to do something :(

okay well anyway.
Yesterday:

1) rotted in school
2) terrorized unsuspecting skeleton
3) went out with choocheongchay
4) watched "Stealth"
5) went to issy's house to ~~practise for Poetry audits.~~ bitch.

school was okay la. I never really expected it to be that great anyway. Chay and I couldn't sneak out of class for orange bowl. We had obstacles, you see. creatures that were about half our size.

P2s. They were cute, very cute. But taking care of them yesterday did NOT change my mind about not having kids for a long long long time. Like they always say: "wait long long".

Jesus. You did not just hear me just talk like that. I was quoting okay. QUOTING.

well anw dikir barat was okay, class did good. Judges were just being pricks. 1u, I love you! Thanks to the food committee for warding off the wandering hands of hungry students and saving them for the last, even though I was one of those people. It took a lot of sneakiness to get my way. Heh heh.

Issy's house! No working on our poem, actually. Just slack la, slack la. Took a few pictures to satisfy myself. We do the bonndddiinngggg, man. btw her house is beautiful. It looks small on the outside but its big big big big inside. There's a nice swimming pool too. I have a thing for pools, you see.

After issy's house me and chay went fer movie at j8. ahlian place agn. heehee.

Stealth sucks. TYPICAL, TYPICAL, TYPICAL Hollywood plot la. Since I am a big fan of spoilers, here goes:

1. Three pilots, best in the world.
2. general comes up with stupid idea to add a robot to the team
3. robot malfunctions during a mission and the black pilot goes to stop it
4. black pilot dies in the process, cry cry moan moan
5. robot continues wrecking havoc around the globe. (Yes, the globe.)
6. the pretty girl pilot falls in love with the other remaining good-looking pilot
7. good-looking pilot loves her too but ended up rejecting her for some unknown reason. (and he is supposed to be the suave, charming type. when did smart-alec lose his smarts?)
8. pretty pilot's plane has some stupid problem and she ends up in korea, stranded.
9. good-looking pilot goes to look for robot plane because he is supposed to be the best.
10. even though she is badly injured and is on the verge on dying, she is miraculously able to escape from her enemies.
11. shes shot. everyone thinks shes going to die.
12. but hey, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, she's not dead!
13. after a close encounter, good-looking pilot finally manages to convince the robot to be nice.
14. they become friends (man and machine) and land in alaska where people are nice
15. then they find out that alaskies aren't really nice people
16. they work hand in hand to escape.
17. they go to save the pretty pilot together
18. of course, after a lot of unnecessary bombing and killing, they save the damsel in distress
19. suddenly they realise that they have no more weapons.
20. robot decides to sacrifice itself by crashing into the enemy helicopter with a very dramatic "Goodbye", leaving the pilots to smooch and make love in the wargrounds.
21. Suddenly planes from their own people swoop over to save them, after failing to track them THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE.
22. they are saved, happy ending. good-looking pilot confesses his love for the pretty pilot.

there. in 22 steps and 10 minutes, i have managed to describe the ENTIRE PLOT.
goes to show how good it is, ain't it.

bought my new AHBENG handphone cover. im wondering what shit caused me to do such a thing. why blue?! i still have one more day to return it. i already got my first scratch. hee.

Uploaded new pictures, the links section.

Stupid joanna.

Happy forties.

2005-08-08T01:53:00.000-07:00

okay.
let's picture joanna tan mei kee as a secretary for queen natalie.

george bush: hello, queen natalie?
joanna: wei?
gb: uh, is this the royal palace?
joanna: WHA!?!?!? simmi daij ji? SPIK LOUDER LARHH!
gb: erm, natalie please?
joanna: louder lah! i busy u noe!

the whole world would tumble down.

over the phone:
mag: "joanna, we should just push her into issy's pool."
joanna: "aiyah noo laarrhh. who wan to si wet chicken walkin down de rode!"

joanna's a perfect example of the model singaporean citizen.
Speaking of which, it's National Day celebration in school tmr!
Whoopee!

Red pants? It sounds ridiculous.

More turkey, Nini? Surely that can't be enough.

2005-08-07T14:47:00.000-07:00

o great one, why bestow such a punishment on me.

right now would be the perfect time to drown all my sorrows in chocolate-indulging.

but my weighing scale says no.

i should go adjust my weighing scale to -50.

2005-08-06T23:30:00.000-07:00

Today,

- i went out with nat kim huang (disastrous)
- went to Atlantica Bla bla seafood restaurant

watched war of the worlds on dvd last night, borrowed it from dear mel.
it's nice la. there's the destructing bit; the utter-chaotic bit; the fear and killing bit; and the happy ending bit. I've decided that I like all those kinds of movies.

But anyway, the ambience in my cinema was great. I switched off all the lights in my room, stuffed oreo under the bed so that he wouldn't start screaming/barking once he heard screaming from the TV and i was hidden behind my blankets like an eskimo. I forgot the popcorn :(

made a few conclusions:
I think dakota fanning is a very talented actress. BITCH.
tom cruise is getting old.
justin chatwin is hot.

okay, well today.

met nat at j8. made a point not to bring my ez link cards which helped, A LOT.
since i conveniently forgot to bring my cash, she paid for everything! :D no, actually i bought my own movie ticket and candy floss, okayyyy.

The Island is a pretty okay show. The trailer practically reveals the whole movie plot la.

Dramatic discovery, no island, major chase around America, heroes save the day, end.

I think i'll go watch initial D tonight. mel has a whole movie collection in her house.

Atlantica Sea Food Restaurant. Posh, five-star restaurant with A* service and ambience, good hygiene, excellent food. Great exercise for the taste buds, man.

BULLLLLLLLLLL.
place sucks
service sucks
ambience sucks

food was.. so-so.

mom and i are never going to return there ever again.

2005-07-31T15:34:00.000-07:00

http://victory.shutterfly.com/

yay cos god created shutterfly.

and boo because god destroyed tagboard.

time to find a new host.

2005-07-28T20:43:00.000-07:00

as we were performing, i was thinking

if only we could perform a second time.

and we did.

Fire Prevention Skit Competition.
The top three schools would have to re-act their skits, and we were one of them.

In fact, we were number one.
After all those gruelling hours of rehearsing and practising -
over the weeks ..

we got the first prize.

I LOVE ELDDS, YES I DO !

I'm too excited to actually type some long long meaningful blog post.

; utter euphoria
Victory.